eldantator:

anstasia said she want deets

but then she doesnt answer my fucking text

BYEEE

WHAT OMFG the last text I got from you was:

“and now do you understand why I thought Longwood Gardens was a little more than just a hanging out”

and I SAID:

“hehe yes I loved them, I am so happy for you. Have you been conversing for a while? And yeah I feel like in that context it would be more than just hanging out.”

RUDE.

Anonymous asked: unfortunately my other computer died and my research paper was on that one. So major bummer for both of us.

Anonymous asked: i havent gotten on here in awhile and you used to post a lot more of yourself. you are very hot looking

Thank you but it’s what on the inside that counts, I don’t really care what I look like to other people anymore. The only “improvements” I do are for myself and my health only. :)

Anonymous asked: I actually have half a mind to send you that paper...

omfg I was kidding about my paper request

(only if it’s really really well written)

Anonymous asked: hot damn i miss seeing your body pop up on my dash

See?!? You appreciate it more because you never get to see it. 

/strategy

I only spent a few hours outside today and my back is already quite brown.
Ble$$ed w/ tan lines and non Irish skin.

maduhhlyn:

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

(via andishouldhavekissedyou)

eldantator replied to your post: eldantator replied to your post: …

Oh you’re into amputees

I’m into a lot of kinky things now but I’m not sure how I feel about that.

eldantator replied to your post: eldantator replied to your post: have u been…

I think the decimals are midgets, so 13 average men and 7 midgets

I think the decimals are fractions of men, so 13 men and .7 of one man. Maybe he was missing some limbs?

eldantator replied to your post: have u been with over or under 2.5 guys

She has been with 13.7 actually

Thank you Dan. The .7 is especially important. 

Anonymous asked: have u been with over or under 2.5 guys

I’m not really sure what the 2.5 is supposed to mean lol. My number is only significant to me and the person I’m involved with so I don’t think that needs to be posted on tumblr, especially if an anon is asking. Case closed.

Anonymous asked: who was your teacher?

He knows who he is.

Anonymous asked: was e fun?

I did it at a rave with good friends so yes, I enjoyed it. But it’s not something that I’d do often though, I’ll just stick to the ganja.

Anonymous asked: spit or swallow?

Depends on what he eats! Don’t have an unhealthy diet/eat a lot of spicy food and then wonder why I run to the sink afterwards. 

Anonymous asked: Are you good in bed?

I have greatly improved in the 2 years I’ve been having sex so I’ll just say that I know my stuff. But I also had a good teacher lol.